Odd News
Bear forces its way into occupied hotel room in Tibet
A brown bear wandered into a hotel in Tibet and forced its way into a locked room with two guests inside.
Security camera footage from the hotel in Nagqu shows the bear wander down a hallway inside the building on Saturday and force its way through a door into an occupied room.
The guests in the room said they stared at the bear for a few seconds before it left the room on its own.
The hotel owner used a flashlight and other tools to scare the bear and chase it out of the building.The door has since been repaired and the hotel said it is adding additional security measures to keep bears out.
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A cricket match in Newcastle, England, was called off when an escaped bull wandered onto the field and charged at players.
The bull entered the pitch on Saturday at Burnopfield Cricket Club during a game against Hetton Lyons Cricket Club.
The bull, which had escaped from a nearby farm, evaded attempts to clear it from the grass. The animal’s owner brought a cow to the scene in an attempt to calm the agitated animal, but it was not enticed.
The match ended up being called off when the bull refused to budge.
Durham Constabulary confirmed the bull was eventually returned to its enclosure.
