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1. Q: What do you call a person who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
2. Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
A: Because it’s full of fans!
3. Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
4. Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
5. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
6. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business!
7. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?
A: To see butter-fly.
8. Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
A: He was stuffed.
9. Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: A Lemon-aid.
A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!”
The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I am not drunk!”
“Okay, then prove it. There’s a clock over there. Can you tell the time?”
“Of course I can!” says the man.
He turns toward the clock and screams, “Hey! I am not drunk!”
I said to my wife “1-0”.
She farted and said “1 all”.
I farted and said “2-1”.
She farted and said “2 all”.
I then had a wet fart which soiled the bed.
My wife said, “What was that?”
I said “Half time. Switch sides”.
