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Loose bull interrupts cricket match in England

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 A cricket match in Newcastle, England, was called off when an escaped bull wandered onto the field and charged at players.

The bull entered the pitch on Saturday at Burnopfield Cricket Club during a game against Hetton Lyons Cricket Club.

The bull, which had escaped from a nearby farm, evaded attempts to clear it from the grass. The animal’s owner brought a cow to the scene in an attempt to calm the agitated animal, but it was not enticed.

The match ended up being called off when the bull refused to budge.

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Durham Constabulary confirmed the bull was eventually returned to its enclosure.

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I farted in bed

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I said to my wife “1-0”.

She farted and said “1 all”.

I farted and said “2-1”.

She farted and said “2 all”.

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I then had a wet fart which soiled the bed.

My wife said, “What was that?”

I said “Half time. Switch sides”.

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The drunk man

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A drunk man

A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!”

The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I am not drunk!”

“Okay, then prove it. There’s a clock over there. Can you tell the time?”

“Of course I can!” says the man.

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He turns toward the clock and screams, “Hey! I am not drunk!”

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