I said to my wife “1-0”. She farted and said “1 all”. I farted and said “2-1”. She farted and said “2 all”. I then had...
A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!” The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I...
A CEO visited his office and saw a man who was scrolling through his phone while sitting on a sofa. The CEO asked, “What are you...
A rescue team was summoned to the tallest mountain in Scotland to rescue a Labrador that became ill after consuming marijuana. Christina Bluhme said her five-year-old...
A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!” The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I...
I said to my wife “1-0”. She farted and said “1 all”. I farted and said “2-1”. She farted and said “2 all”. I then had...
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit...
