A rescue team was summoned to the tallest mountain in Scotland to rescue a Labrador that became ill after consuming marijuana. Christina Bluhme said her five-year-old...
A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!” The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I...
I said to my wife “1-0”. She farted and said “1 all”. I farted and said “2-1”. She farted and said “2 all”. I then had...
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit...
A brown bear wandered into a hotel in Tibet and forced its way into a locked room with two guests inside. Security camera footage from the...
A cricket match in Newcastle, England, was called off when an escaped bull wandered onto the field and charged at players. The bull entered the pitch...
1. Q: What do you call a person who never farts in public? A: A private tutor. 2. Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?...
