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52 footballers suspended for ‘double identity’

Cameroon fans
A member of Cameroon’s African Cup of Nations squad is among 52 players who face being excluded from the playoffs for the country’s premier national championship due to irregularities in their registration.
Wilfried Nathan Douala and 51 other players considered by the Cameroonian Football Federation to have a ‘double identity’ lied about their age and were suspended, French channel RMC and Cameroonian media reported last Monday.
Only one club – Yong Sports Academy – has had 13 players highlighted for suspension or dual identity.
The federation published last Sunday the lists of teams participating in the qualifiers which was to begin last Friday, with the names of 52 players highlighted in red for ‘double identity.’
Douala, who plays for Victoria United FC, is 17 years old according to his registration. Africanews
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Bear forces its way into occupied hotel room in Tibet

A brown bear wandered into a hotel in Tibet and forced its way into a locked room with two guests inside.
Security camera footage from the hotel in Nagqu shows the bear wander down a hallway inside the building on Saturday and force its way through a door into an occupied room.
The guests in the room said they stared at the bear for a few seconds before it left the room on its own.
The hotel owner used a flashlight and other tools to scare the bear and chase it out of the building.The door has since been repaired and the hotel said it is adding additional security measures to keep bears out.




