GHANA’S Parliament is a peaceful one. The arguments on the floor of the House can be fierce, but the House doesn’t catch fire. Ghana’s democracy has passed the acid-test of constitutional pluralism, and her legislature is a model of democratic beauty others are learning from.

Sometimes it is edifying following proceedings in Parliament and you are likely to catch the voice of Honourable Alban Bagbin in full flight. He doesn’t talk much. His English vocabulary does the talking.

Last week, I heard another MP talking on bad dressing, and I must congratulate him on his brilliant exhibition of vocabulary, delivered in Westminster tradition.

Such explosive delivery titillates the floor of the House and brings joy to members and Mr Speaker.

In the parliament of some countries, there is no need for such niceties. The floor of the House is regarded as a battle ground. Others, including lady members, see it as a boxing ring, where the spoken word is often jettisoned and supplanted with punches and upper-cuts.

PART-TIME

So the average parliamentarian trains part-time as a boxer, in case boxing skills will be needed in the House to iron out knotty points.

The ladies’ pedicure and manicure are carefully designed to fulfil a dual purpose. One is to showcase trendiness and the other is to scratch the faces of opponents in the House whether they are ladies or gentlemen. 

Sometimes, the Speaker has to keep shouting and banging for well over 15 minutes as a recalcitrant MP dashes across and grabs the tie of another MP, thus precipitating a free-for-all brawl. Some MPs return home with a half nose, a missing left ear and a double forehead.

None of the offending parties is sanctioned because brawling in parliament is seen as a democratic process, since some MPs are so stubborn that only a sidekick to the ribs can mellow them. Meanwhile, a free-for-all is good exercise for the MPs, some of whom have grown too fat due to over-feeding.

Fortunately, the parliament of Sikaman has a civil democratic culture and debates get fierce but punches are not unleashed. For comic relief however, MPs do some break dancing once in a while.

When ROPAB was passed into law, some MPs caused a stir by bursting into song and dance. Mr. Speaker was be wildered, but obviously pleased that his announcement of the passage of the bill had brought joy to the House.

Others were not happy, though. The bill and the debates had caused them enough distress. As for the passage, it was like cutting their throats. They groaned in their hearts. No punches, no karate. That is democracy in its maturing stage. It is tempered with reason and civility. One day, it will be their turn to laugh and dance.

Now, the MP who spoke on bad dressing did a good job by all standards and added value to his delivery by going highfalutin. He wanted a law to be enacted against bad dressing, because it was not good for society.

What constitutes bad dressing? That is a very difficult question. Judging what is good or bad as far as dressing is concerned will obviously depend on the setting or context.

For example, going virtually naked on a holiday beach is considered good dressing. But when a man and his wife storm a church room in their birth-time suits (naked) the pastor and his deacons will surely take cover. It means a sartorial revolution has precipitated and only the Holy Spirit can hold tempers at bay.

STYLISH

In the streets of Sikaman, a lady with a very short skirt is admired by some as trendy and stylish. Others would think she is indecent and a bad influence. But the question that arises ultimately is this: Don’t people have the right to wear what they want to wear, so long as the unseemly parts of their bodies are not laid bare?

Certainly, nobody will go totally naked in the streets, unless the person is either in-sane or is a Black Stars supporter painted in the national colours. Even then, he’d be in what is called ‘pioto,’ with his ‘instrument’ well-positioned. That is called proper dressing.

So in the streets, this kind of dressing will be considered good or bad depending on the setting and the extent of exposure of the private parts (breasts, thighs, lower back, buttocks, etc).

Personally, I feel the churches should be very scrupulous about the dressing of those who go in to worship. The ushers should be tasked with ushering away badly-dressed worshippers. Incidentally, they are the worshippers who like the front pews, and the pastor is so distracted he can’t preach any meaningful sermon.

However, a law on dressing is something I won’t advocate, for the simple reason that, first, there is no clear definition of what is bad dressing and second, society must be left to evolve its own dress culture so that fashion and creativity in fashion design will not be stifle Any law to regulate dressing will kill such creativity.

This article was first published on Saturday July, 2006

It appears some people are bent on creating chaos in this country.  It is either they have no idea of the consequences of what they are trying to initiate or are just so naive that they have not really taken their time to assess the impact of what they seek to achieve on the whole country. 

Those of us who have received eye witness accounts of the civil war in Liberia, we would never wish for any chaos in this country.  The coup that ushered in the AFRC and its aftermath, is something that any sane person would never want to have repeated, ever. 

My late uncle, may his soul rest in peace, was a retired military officer and he narrated what he saw in Rwanda and it was horrible.  Therefore for anyone to attempt to initiate acts, that has the potential of disturbing the peace of this country is really disturbing.  

A post on social media suggesting the need for a particular region along the coast to obtain independence from Ghana and create a country on its own, brought to mind the civil wars in Liberia and Rwanda.

There is the need to regulate well what can be allowed, in the social media space, otherwise there is a realistic probability of chaos in this country.  What is the point of trying to promote secessionist ideology among people of an area which is an integral part of this country called Ghana. 

These acts are the causes of all the civil wars we have witnessed over the time on our continent.  A reckless radio comment started a ‘fire’ in Rwanda that ultimately engulfed the whole of Rwanda. 

The consequence, was the loss of about 800 thousand human beings, through senseless massacre, resulting from that statement that dehumanised a section of the population. 

What terrifies me is that, there has been comments of tribal connotations that has the potential of causing civil strife by creating tribal tensions in this country and authorities and opinion leaders, must condemn them in no uncertain terms.

Another issue that must engage the attention of all well meaning Ghanaians is the competition of insults that seems to be engulfing this country.  The social media space has been turned into an arena of competition of who is who, in vulgarism. 

The kind of things that some people are able to say on social media, against revered leaders in this country, is simply mind boggling.  It is alleged that some of them are sponsored by powerful politicians and opinion leaders. 

What is troubling is that if anything bad happens in terms of civil strife, these politicians have the means and connections to escape the chaos with their families. 

In fact a lot of them have their families outside the country and it will be you and I, the so called average Ghanaian, who will be the ones who are going to be negatively impacted, together with our families.

We are grateful that we have a culture of peace loving in this country but we should not take it for granted.  Ghanaians are human beings and therefore are prone to emotional influences and corresponding reactions and therefore we ought to be very careful. 

During the Liberian civil war, some of the gang leaders were former Pastors.  This should tell you that certain painful events can cause the most peaceful person, to become violent beyond imagination.  Those allegedly sponsoring Mr. K T and Madam GJ on social should stop it before it affects all of us because the way Madam GJ is going, it has overwhelmed Mr. KT and decency must prevail; we are not animals.  

A word to the wise is enough.  Let us enjoy our peace and see what the Lord has in store for us as individuals and as a nation.  God bless.

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