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 Dream of a typical

African Child

Age 7: I want to be a doctor when I grow up

Age 16: Mum look! All A’s

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Age 20: Mum, medicine is hard

Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Chuk­wu Ebuka!!!

Girls who play Hard to Get

To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, a time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO”

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Nigerian movies

It is only in a Nigeria movie that you will see cassava plant in an Evil forest. Who planted the Cassava?

Do spirits plant cassava too?

-You would know you are watching a Nigerian movie when it says “35yrs later “but the dog in the yard is still alive.

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I farted in bed

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I said to my wife “1-0”.

She farted and said “1 all”.

I farted and said “2-1”.

She farted and said “2 all”.

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I then had a wet fart which soiled the bed.

My wife said, “What was that?”

I said “Half time. Switch sides”.

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The drunk man

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A drunk man

A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!”

The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I am not drunk!”

“Okay, then prove it. There’s a clock over there. Can you tell the time?”

“Of course I can!” says the man.

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He turns toward the clock and screams, “Hey! I am not drunk!”

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