Odd News
Nearly 100 monkeys escape enclosure in Thailand
- /home/u249204778/domains/spectator.com.gh/public_html/wp-content/plugins/mvp-social-buttons/mvp-social-buttons.php on line 27
Warning: Trying to access array offset on false in /home/u249204778/domains/spectator.com.gh/public_html/wp-content/plugins/mvp-social-buttons/mvp-social-buttons.php on line 27
&description=Nearly 100 monkeys escape enclosure in Thailand', 'pinterestShare', 'width=750,height=350'); return false;" title="Pin This Post">
- Share
- Tweet /home/u249204778/domains/spectator.com.gh/public_html/wp-content/plugins/mvp-social-buttons/mvp-social-buttons.php on line 72
Warning: Trying to access array offset on false in /home/u249204778/domains/spectator.com.gh/public_html/wp-content/plugins/mvp-social-buttons/mvp-social-buttons.php on line 72
&description=Nearly 100 monkeys escape enclosure in Thailand', 'pinterestShare', 'width=750,height=350'); return false;" title="Pin This Post">
Officials in a Thailand city said authorities are scrambling to capture nearly 100 monkeys that broke out of their enclosure.
Officials confirmed the monkeys escaped on Tuesday morning from the Lopburi Municipality Animal Nursery in Pho Kao Ton subdistrict, Mueang Lopburi district, while staff managed to keep more than 1,000 other primates from following their lead.
Lopburi Mayor, Chamroen Salacheep, ordered local police and other agencies to round up the monkeys before they can cause damage to the community.
The municipality, which is famous for its annual Monkey Buffet festival, was formerly home to a large number of free-roaming long-tailed macaques, but the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation handed down orders in 2024 for about 2,500 of the animals to be rounded up and put into large enclosures.
The decision came after multiple incidents of monkeys becoming violent in the search for food.
A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!”
The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I am not drunk!”
“Okay, then prove it. There’s a clock over there. Can you tell the time?”
“Of course I can!” says the man.
He turns toward the clock and screams, “Hey! I am not drunk!”
I said to my wife “1-0”.
She farted and said “1 all”.
I farted and said “2-1”.
She farted and said “2 all”.
I then had a wet fart which soiled the bed.
My wife said, “What was that?”
I said “Half time. Switch sides”.
