Natives of the Kenkey Kingdom were mad with joy. They were still recovering from the hangover of the kingdom’s loss of the African Cup when their spirits were rekindled. Their great warrior, Zoom Zoom, stormed Melbourne and made sure that every Australian refused food. And that was after he had drawn contour lines on the face of their idol, Jeff Fenech.

Not only did the terrible warrior transform Old Boy Jeff’s face into a contour map useful for geography lessons, but he also accomplished the feat of retaining the much-envied super-kenkeyweight title against all odds. The warrior had not been eating hot kenkey for nothing.

The Fight Against Fenech

When Jeff Fenech bit the dust in the eighth round, I was tempted to consider if Adanko Deka could not have faced him in any twelve-rounder, title or non-title bout. Adanko has improved tremendously, and soon he would be facing Pernell Whitaker.

Sincerely, I was pessimistic about Azumah’s man, who the last time took him through twelve grueling rounds of rough boxing. I expressed my fears to my colleague Christian Abbew, alias Gbonyo, who surprisingly had total confidence that the Australian brawler would fall, predictably in Round Five.

Gbonyo gave reasons for his contention, all of which I counteracted using the age factor. Fact is, I didn’t know that contrary to the laws of nature, Azumah was all the time growing younger.

When Fenech fell briefly in round one, I asked my brother whether it was the same Fenech that fought Azumah in Las Vegas. Sure, it was the same Fenech, all out to beat Azumah before his countrymen.

But the African Professor had no intention of making the Australian a hero. As he spun round the desperate Aussie, dancing and stinging out his jabs, it was not too long before I realized that the end was near.

The Eighth Round Showdown

Two minutes into the eighth round, the African ring-master proved to the whole world that he was a true son of Bukom. He himself was cornered, but like the tough nut he is, he managed to break free before overwhelming the panting Australian with several blows that made him crash headlong.

Moments after, the referee, expressing fatherly sympathy, stopped the fight to prevent an obituary. After the ordeal, Fenech’s fairly handsome face was full of newly constructed hills, valleys, ox-bow lakes—whatever. I noticed that his nose was very tired and had a miniature volcano sitting restlessly on it. Obviously, Jeff’s wife will have to nurse that nose back to its normal shape—but I’d advise her not to use iodine, otherwise her dear husband will wail like a banshee.

Reflections on Boxing

Because Mohammed Ali was the kind of boxer kids liked, many school-going kids often entertained the wish of becoming like him. I remember one day when I told my father I wanted to become a boxer, and he advised me to first complete my education to the highest level. Then, if I decided to become a boxer and was knocked out a couple of times, I’d fall back on my degrees and make a living.

Boxing used to be interesting when bouts were fought more with the mouth and tongue than with gloves. You had to brag well, psychologically belittling your opponent before beating him up physically. Mohammed Ali became a very successful pugilist because he also managed to become a poet. He often blew his horn across America, calling himself the “pretty boxer” and opponents like Joe Frazier “the gorilla.”

Ali made a living fighting hard fists like Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Jerry Quarry, George Foreman, Leon Spinks, and Trevor Berbick. Twice he came back from retirement to fight just for money. It was Larry Holmes who finally pensioned him, and since then the great Ali has never been himself.

The Path Ahead for Azumah

When Azumah nailed Jeff Fenech on the cross and barked almost immediately that he was after the head of Pernell Whitaker, I was happy but concerned. I would have been happier if he had announced his resignation there and then—he would have been more of a hero. Beating Fenech in Australia is more newsworthy than facing Whitaker in the States.

With Whitaker, it might be a little difficult. The “Sweet Pea” is agile, has a crooked body like a snake with diarrhea, and stands awkwardly as a southpaw. He is known for having the fastest pair of fists and the rare ability to dodge punches no matter how close they may be.

Much as I do not doubt that Azumah can take his title, I also don’t want him to retire beaten. I want him to retire as a hero and live a fuller, healthy life.

As Azumah himself said after dishing Fenech, he is now a professor and has something to show for it. Like a true professor, I think it is time he resigned and took up training young talents who could draw inspiration from him and become like him in the future.

Closing Thoughts

I must say that although ageing boxers like Larry Holmes and George Foreman are making a name for themselves, boxing is not like the Civil Service, where you can even change your age and retire at 74. Zoom Zoom has delighted the hearts of the natives, and Sikaman will forever hold him in high esteem—but only when he retires as a hero.

This article was first published on Saturday, March 7, 1992.

Almost everybody has heard of the siren of an ambulance at least once in his or her lifetime. What they may have not experienced, is the anguish of the patient if he or she is conscious or the apprehension of the close relation accompanying the patient, as to whether the patient will survive or not.

It is in such circumstances that the issue of traffic congestion in our cities is really felt; when you want to travel as quickly as possible to the hospital but the heavy traffic makes it impossible. The frustration alone can cause your blood pressure to hit the roof.

There are certain emergency medical conditions that require immediate professional medical attention or within the shortest possible time; otherwise, the likelihood of the victim or patient joining the group of departed souls is guaranteed. Countless incidents of dead on arrival are recorded at our various well known hospitals; not because of lack of professionals but simply due to the fact that there was delay in getting the victim to the hospital.

The attitude of some of our medical professionals is of serious concern and must be addressed as quickly as possible. They should be oriented such that they put their individual personal challenges aside and focus on the delivery of the service for which they are trained.

They get used to people dying on a daily basis so with time they get used to it and it somehow affects their perspective on how they should approach service delivery. When someone close to you dies, it gives you a different perspective on what death really looks like.

The recent needless death of a young man has resulted in the Health Minister directing the setting up of a commission to investigate the circumstances surrounding his death. Apparently, the deceased was the brother of two sisters who were medical officers and the comments by one of them really hit me. Here is a sister who reports indicate that she is very dedicated to her job as a medical officer, only for his own brother to be treated in a manner that resulted in his untimely death.

Pavements being taken over by traders

Another concern that requires urgent attention is pavements being taken over by traders. Some months ago, I nearly hit a pedestrian with my vehicle along one of the roads in one of the suburbs of Accra. The streetlights were not functioning so that stretch was dark, and I did not see him until my vehicle passed very close to him and he screamed as he jumped aside.

Along that stretch, where pavements ought to be have been taken over by shop owners who have extended structures from the structure of their shops, so that pedestrians have no option but to walk along the edges of the roads and streets, competing with vehicles for space only meant for vehicles.

This situation is widespread and it denies people from doing jogging and brisk walking to improve their health for fear of being hurt by vehicles.

Call for urgent action

Urgent and concrete steps must be taken to address the challenges in the health sector, especially the issue of the attitude of health care providers in our hospitals. A deliberate effort at re-orientation must be embarked upon immediately to transform the negative perception that people have of health professionals, especially nurses. My personal experience many years ago when my wife went to deliver my firstborn, is still fresh in my mind.

The various Metropolitan, Municipal and District Chief Executives (MMDCEs) across the country, especially in the peripheral municipalities in the Greater Accra region, should intensify efforts to address the issue of pavements being taken over by traders and shop owners that puts the lives of pedestrians at risk.

God bless.

BY LAUD KISSI-MENSAH

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