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Covenant Medical Mission organises health screening in Ga South
Resident were screened of various ailments
The medical arm of Covenant Faith Chapel International – Accra, Covenant Medical Mission, organised a free medical outreach for about 500 community members of Ga South and its environs last week.
Apostle Dr Peter Quarcoopome Sackey, Founder and General Overseer of Covenant Faith Chapel International said the outreach, organised quarterly, formed part of the church’s 10th anniversary.
“By the grace of God and with most of our church members being medics, we have been able to chalk successes in some communities including Korle Gonno, Amanfrom, Galilea market and in Ga South Municipal Assembly, the man of God said.
The General Overseer called on corporate institutions and benevolent organisations to partner with the Covenant Medical Mission to continue providing health services to the less privileged in the communities across the country.
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Security camera footage from the hotel in Nagqu shows the bear wander down a hallway inside the building on Saturday and force its way through a door into an occupied room.
The guests in the room said they stared at the bear for a few seconds before it left the room on its own.
The hotel owner used a flashlight and other tools to scare the bear and chase it out of the building.The door has since been repaired and the hotel said it is adding additional security measures to keep bears out.
