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Conjoined twins explains sex life
Conjoined twins
A set of alleged conjoined twins, who share a vagina, have opened up about their “uncomfortable” sex lives. The 19-year-old sisters, known only as Mia and Lia for privacy reasons, took to social media to detail their sexual orientations and how they approach sex when one is attracted to men and the other to women.
Mia and Lia decided to share their story after it was revealed that conjoined twin Abby Hensel secretly tied the knot to boyfriend Josh Bowling, 33, in 2021. During a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything), Mia and Lia responded to questions about their sex lives, revealing intimate details including that they no longer masturbate because it’s too “uncomfortable” for them.
Kicking off the post, the twins said: “We are connected at the abdomen, so two different brains, two hearts, four(ish) lungs (our left and right lungs respectively are kind of fused so it’s more like a 3rd lung than a 4th), two livers, two stomachs, and then below that we share our intestines, bladder, and our reproductive system.
“So yes, the same vagina! We each have one arm and leg we can control respectively.” The twins then went on to explain how their bodies were formed and who held the greater strengths. The post read: “Lia’s lungs have been compressed by my body and on top of that she has severe scoliosis in her spine.”
Revealing it was Mia doing the writing, the sisters opened up about their sexualities before inviting a slew of questions from curious strangers. “Yes, I am a lesbian and Lia is straight. I’ve had a girlfriend although we split it off when I went to university, and she has had a long-distance boyfriend when we were teens,” the post read.
The sisters then pointed out that they were sharing their lives online so that people could ask them questions instead of bothering other conjoined twins who hadn’t given them permission. The first topic that came up was masturbation, which the twins described as “uncomfortable.”
When one user asked how often the sisters resorted to self-pleasure, they were quick to shut it down. The sisters replied: “We have masturbated in the past, but we’ve agreed not to do it as it was too uncomfortable for us.” Another web user questioned if masturbating felt like “incest” to the twins. Responding to the personal query, the sisters admitted that it felt bothersome but not incestuous.
They added: “With masturbation, it wasn’t that it felt like incest, it was more like: imagine this. Imagine someone touching your shoulder, incessantly. It would be pretty annoying and weird right? That’s what it’s like if Lia touches our vagina, it feels like someone messing around with your body.” Social media users were relentless in their curiosity, bombarding the twins with questions about their sexual experiences, particularly whether they both experienced arousal given their shared anatomy.
A 98-year-old British World War II veteran, Harry Heasman officially became the world’s oldest wing walker when he stood atop a flying plane in England.
He spent more than 9 minutes atop the plane at a height of over 1,000 feet on Saturday at Duxford Airfield in Cambridge.
A Guinness World Records adjudicator was on hand to officially certify Heasman as the world’s oldest wing walker.
“I have dreamed of doing this since I was a young child and to finally live that dream at 98 years old and to be a Guinness World Records title holder is beyond anything I could have ever imagined,” Heasman told Guinness World Records.
The nonagenarian said he spent 11 months working with a physical trainer to get his body and mind ready for the attempt.
His record attempt raised money for the Lennox Children’s Cancer Fund and served as a tribute to his wife and son, who both died after battles with cancer.
“Harry is proof that it is never too late to chase a dream. At 98 years old, what he has achieved is nothing short of extraordinary. Over the last few months, I’ve had the privilege of getting to know him and seeing the determination behind this challenge,” said Lindsey Bidwell, a representative from the Lennox Children’s Cancer Fund. Upi.com
Two old men are sitting on a bench. A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf. One of the men says, “See, that’s what I will do when I win the lottery.””What?” asks the other one confused.”I will send my grass away for cutting!”
