Relationship
When the tides change (Pt. 2)
Psst! Psst! Lean in closer… closer! Now listen, silence is golden, or so they say.
But when the Tale Bearer arrives with news from yonder, that golden silence suddenly turns into a shiny distraction you cannot ignore. So here I am, bearing tales from the gods, hot, fresh and ready for your ears!
Have you heard? Wonder Boy’s new status has him soaking wet like a sponge at a waterpark. And, oh boy, is he loving it! Ehem! Now, he is serenading us with a tune that has gotten us laughing and jeering mockingly ‘Johnny Just Come’, Johnny just come. Hehehe!
Who knew the rulers of the mighty kingdom of Umofia are living it up like royalty, while the rest of us are out here playing catch-up with life? Ah, life, the greatest comedian, always leaving us laughing, but with tears in our eyes.
Come to think of it, Umofians, the gods are clearly watching over us and this is their way of saying ‘wake up, Umofians! ‘He who does not see the clouds cannot predict the rain’. Well the clouds are gathering, pay ye heed.
Now, tell me, if our rulers have managed to build themselves a palace in the sky, should we, the children of Umofia, not ask for our fair share of the clouds? Should we not demand our own seat among the stars? Who knows, perhaps soon we shall all be sipping palm wine under the shade, enjoying the breeze together as equals.
Honourable Wonder Boy, if you think you are too small to make a difference, try spending the night with a mosquito. We the Umofians gave you a seat at the table of the rulers to speak on our behalf because we believe in you.
A word to the wise is enough, now show us you are not just another ‘Johnny Just Come, but the one who can stir the pot and serve justice hot! This is your moment, do not let it pass you by!
Tell your people that Umofians gave them the power, they should remember; power is like salt—use it too much, and it will spoil the whole food. Tell them oo, the people can snatch the power back quicker than a hare can outrun a tortoise.
Ah well! My elders always say, “Home affairs are best kept behind closed doors, not shouted from the public square.” So, I shall take my leave now before I turn into the village crier.
Until next time, keep your ears open.
With Eyram, the Tale bearer.
Raising children is one of the toughest and most fulfilling jobs in the world and the one for which you might feel the least prepared.
Here are some child-rearing tips that can help you feel more fulfilled continued from last week.
3. Set limits and be consistent with your discipline
Discipline is necessary in every household. The goal of discipline is to help children choose acceptable behaviors and learn self-control. They may test the limits established for them, but they need those limits to grow into responsible adults.
Establishing house rules helps kids understand your expectations and develop self-control. Some rules might include: no TV until homework is done, and no hitting, name-calling, or hurtful teasing allowed.
A common mistake parents make is not following through with consequences. You cannot discipline children for talking back one day and ignore it the next. Being consistent teaches what you expect.
4. Make time for your kids
It is often hard for parents and kids to get together for a family meal, let alone spend quality time together. But there is probably nothing children would like more.
Get up 10 minutes earlier in the morning so you can eat breakfast with your child or leave the dishes in the sink and take a walk after dinner children who are not getting the attention they want from their parents often act out or misbehave because they are sure to be noticed that way.
5. Be a good role model
Young children learn a lot about how to act by watching their parents. The younger they are, the more cues they take from you. Before you lash out or blow your top in front of your child, think about this: Is that how you want your child to behave when angry? Be aware that you are constantly being watched by your kids. Studies have shown that children who hit usually have a role model for aggression at home.
Model the traits you wish to see in your children: respect, friendliness, honesty, kindness, tolerance. Exhibit unselfish behaviour. Do things for other people without expecting a reward. Express thanks and offer compliments. Above all, treat your kids the way you expect other people to treat you.
6. Make communication a priority
You cannot expect children to do everything simply because you, as a parent, “say so.” They want and deserve explanations as much as adults do. If we do not take time to explain, children will begin to wonder about our values and motives and whether they have any basis. Parents who reason with their kids allow them to understand and learn in a nonjudgmental way.
Friendship is a gift. Laughter with friends, weekend “vibes,” and social connections keep us human. But what happens when the club, the chop bar, the “girls’ night,” or the “boys’ hangout” becomes more important than the home you promised to build?
As a marriage counsellor, I meet couples who do not fight about money or in-laws. They fight about time. One partner says, “You’re always out.” The other says, “You’re just boring and controlling.” Behind those words is a painful truth: Excessive partying and socialising can become emotional infidelity — not with a person, but with a lifestyle.
Research from the Journal of Marriage and Family shows that couples who spend less than five hours of focused time together weekly report higher dissatisfaction, lower intimacy, and increased risk of separation. The issue is not social life. The issue is imbalance.
This article is for every husband, wife, fiancé, and fiancée who feels lonely in a marriage full of people. Beyond the vibes is a home that needs you.
7 ways excessive partying and socialising break a marriage
1. Emotional neglect becomes normal
Marriage thrives on daily connection — a 10-minute talk, shared meals, checking in after a hard day. When one partner is always out, the other learns to stop sharing. Over time, “How was your day?” feels pointless because the answer is always, “You weren’t there.”
Emotional neglect is silent, but it kills intimacy faster than shouting.
2. Trust erodes in the absence
Constant nights out, unanswered calls, “I forgot my phone,” and coming home late create suspicion. Even if there is no cheating, the marriage becomes policed by fear. The sober spouse starts checking phones, counting money, and living with anxiety. Trust grows in presence, not absence.
3. Parenting becomes one-person work
When one partner is always socialising, childcare, homework, and bedtime stories fall on one person. Resentment grows: “I’m married, but I’m parenting alone.” Children also notice which parent is absent. They learn that home is not the priority.
4. Financial strain and broken priorities
Weekly clubbing, bottles, fuel, and “contributions” drain family budgets. School fees are delayed, rent is late, but there’s always money for “vibes.” This creates a second crisis: financial conflict. The message sent is, “Friends get my best money; family gets my leftovers.”
5. Intimacy and sex life die
You cannot build romance in 10 minutes before sleep. Excessive nights out mean couples stop touching, talking deeply, and laughing together. The bedroom becomes cold. Over time, couples become roommates who share a surname but not a life.
6. “We” becomes “me”
Marriage is a team. But when decisions, weekends, and identity are centered on friends, the marriage loses its “we.” The social partner says, “My boys are planning a trip,” not “Let’s plan as a family.” The other spouse feels like an outsider in their own home.
7. Mental health declines for both partners The partner at home feels abandoned, depressed, and less valuable. The partner always out feels guilty, defensive, and addicted to external validation. Both end up emotionally exhausted. Studies show that social isolation within marriage increases depression risk for both spouses, even when one is socially overactive
