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‘Traffic stopper’ dog escapes for a second time

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Dog who stopped traffic on Inter­state 95 in Penn­sylvania last week escaped from home a second time two days later and almost ended up on the same high­way.

The dog, named Enzo, was brought to Town & Country Pet Care Centre on Friday after stopping traffic in the southbound lanes of I-95 in Philadel­phia.

Enzo was reunited with his owner Friday night, but Town & Country Pet Care Centre officials said they learned the canine escaped for a second time on Sunday and was found running loose on State Road, next to I-95.

The officials said Enzo was again captured and safely returned home.

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Enzo’s owner said they have scheduled an appointment to have the dog micro-chipped.

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I farted in bed

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I said to my wife “1-0”.

She farted and said “1 all”.

I farted and said “2-1”.

She farted and said “2 all”.

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I then had a wet fart which soiled the bed.

My wife said, “What was that?”

I said “Half time. Switch sides”.

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The drunk man

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A drunk man

A drunk man comes home late. His wife sees him and angrily exclaims, “Are you drunk again?!”

The man shakes his head and answers, “No, I am not drunk!”

“Okay, then prove it. There’s a clock over there. Can you tell the time?”

“Of course I can!” says the man.

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He turns toward the clock and screams, “Hey! I am not drunk!”

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