Odd News
Pregnant 18-year-old girl
An 18-year-old girl tells her mum she missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist to buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing,crying, the mother says; Who is the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them, Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins,a factory and a $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
At this point the father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “Then you try again.”
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it’s just water.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? Condescending.
Why should you never throw grandpa’s false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
Did you hear about the fragile myth? It was busted.
I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they’re standing too.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
A brown bear wandered into a hotel in Tibet and forced its way into a locked room with two guests inside.
Security camera footage from the hotel in Nagqu shows the bear wander down a hallway inside the building on Saturday and force its way through a door into an occupied room.
The guests in the room said they stared at the bear for a few seconds before it left the room on its own.
The hotel owner used a flashlight and other tools to scare the bear and chase it out of the building.The door has since been repaired and the hotel said it is adding additional security measures to keep bears out.
