Odd News
Crocodile escapes van, makes a dash for freedom
A dramatic video captured the moment employees of St. Augustine Alligator Farm Zoological Park, Florida, struggled to recapture a crocodile that had escaped from a van which was relocating the reptile.
Zoo officials, in a Facebook post, said the crocodile broke the window of the van and tried to escape, but the staff acted quickly and captured it before it could pose a threat to the public.
The authorities hailed the “girl power” of three female staff members who captured the reptile while many users also praised the rescuers for their deft handling of the reptile. -ndtv.com
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A brown bear wandered into a hotel in Tibet and forced its way into a locked room with two guests inside.
Security camera footage from the hotel in Nagqu shows the bear wander down a hallway inside the building on Saturday and force its way through a door into an occupied room.
The guests in the room said they stared at the bear for a few seconds before it left the room on its own.
The hotel owner used a flashlight and other tools to scare the bear and chase it out of the building.The door has since been repaired and the hotel said it is adding additional security measures to keep bears out.
