Kaka and piopio

Six strong men raped her but the 16-year-old girl pleaded with her mother not to report the matter to the police. The distressed mum will not listen to that nonsense. She dashed straight to the police station and reported the case.

The police invited the poor girl to give a statement, following which a man-hunt for the culprits would begin. The girl surprisingly started laughing at the policemen. She asked them to forget about the case.

“We want to jail the criminals,” the Inspector said, pleading with the girl to give her statement. “They won’t get anything less than ten years.”

“I enjoyed it,” she finally said curtly to the Inspector who opened his mouth in utter surprise and disbelief. Maybe he didn’t hear well.

“What exactly did you say?”

“I said I enjoyed the game!”

The Inspector now stared at her, gaping in wonder. Was he dreaming?

“You are virtually asking us to close the case? This is a criminal offence!” he said pleadingly. “Forget about the case. After all, I enjoyed it.”

PLEASURE

When the girl’s mother heard her daughter’s admission of pleasure instead of pain, she nearly collapsed. She couldn’t believe that her daugh­ter could say she enjoyed it when six men took turns to ravage and tear her apart. There might be something wrong with her.

In the Inspector’s fifteen-year ex­perience in the service, he had never encountered a case as intriguing as this. Well, if the girl said she enjoyed the three-hour session, then techni­cally the case was closed. Whoever charged someone in court for giving pleasure to another? If there should be anything at all, the rapists should be congratulated on a good job done. Docket closed!

But the docket did not close on the girl’s sexual adventures and misadven­tures. She was asked to go and live with her auntie and her husband. It was there that she proved she en­joyed the gang-rape. And if she did, then her auntie’s husband was in big trouble.

This girl tempted the 45-year-old man in so many ways until he fell from grace. His wife caught him too doing something to the girl in the bath­room. She was not exactly a witness to what took place when the shower was on for 45 minutes. But the fact that it was her loving husband who was enjoying the shower with her niece offered a vivid imagery of what transpired.

It did not need anyone to do a video coverage of the bathroom event to find the two guilty of taboo. But before anybody could offer rituals to cleanse them, the girl now 18 disap­peared and reappeared in Accra. She promptly got married to a prosperous young businessman.

The man was visibly excited. The girl was fair-coloured, sexy and beau­tiful and he thought he was blessed with such a dazzling Madonna.

“This is God-sent,” he openly ad­mitted to his friends.

Two months later, he came back home to find his loving wife frantically sucking the huge phallus of his close friend. The sight nearly made him develop stroke. The friend started pleading for forgiveness.

“She begged me to have sex with her,” he said.

The marriage ended and the girl was distraught. She loved the man but something within her would just not keep her from seeking pleasure extra-time. Oh! What exactly was wrong.

CATECHIST

She ended up in a charismat­ic church. She realised she needed deliverance and sought divine help. “I’m suffering from kakapiopio!” she told the resident pastor. He had never heard of such a disease and asked the catechist to find out exactly what was happening to the young woman.

Before the catechist could diag­nose the disease, the girl stripped him of his clothes and stooped before him. Her buttocks were presented full-plate and the man of God could not resist the temptation. The quality of the girl’s body required that the Bible be put aside for a while. Later on, he could sort out matters with God.

The girl nearly tore the church apart because she also put the choir-master to the test and nearly brought down a few deacons. She now headed for the pastor himself. | If it had not been for God’s intervention, this girl would have made the pastor crawl on all fours legs like Nebuchad­nezzar.

After leaving the church in dis­grace, the girl (now woman) got married and delivered two children in quick succession, She decided to set­tle down to family life. The husband, fat plumpy man soon began to slim down. It was not as a result of HIV/ AIDS. The woman just would not allow him to sleep.

SHOWDOWN

He was forced to fulfil his marital obligations before sleeping, again around midnight and finally and most auspiciously at dawn. The dawn show­down was normally quite hectic and by morning the man was virtually a wreck, a раthetic shadow of himself.

After four-years on the sex job, the man decided to proceed on pension. He could not perform his nightly duties without collapsing. And his wife would not stop forcing him to go and go. She was insatiable.

All his energy was sapped; divorce was the only option if he was to save his life. Moreover, he had heard from the grapevine that the woman was also servicing a good number of peo­ple in the neighbourhood.

What was most annoying was that she was doing so for free. At least if she were bringing some money home, her misconduct would have been justified on financial grounds. He quit the marriage.

A few years after that, this sex-machine of a lady got down with a deadly disease.’ That was when she told her story, still not knowing that she was afflicted with a disease called “nymphomania”. It is a psychological condition. Nymphomania is the un­controllable desire to have sex. If you have it see Dr. Asare!