Odd News
JOKES
1. Q: What do you call a person who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
2. Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
A: Because it’s full of fans!
3. Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a boogie in it.
4. Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
5. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
6. Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business!
7. Q: Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window?
A: To see butter-fly.
8. Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
A: He was stuffed.
9. Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: A Lemon-aid.